be nice okie

i hope u enjoy complete randomness


my gym uniform gives me anxiety


shittyidea:

Unsweetened sugar


me: *puts on black lipstick*
broTher: what happened to ur lips???
me: my soul touched them


shittyidea:

Memory foam toilet seats


shittyidea:

Waterproof tea bags


shittyidea:

Instant water: just add water!

shittyidea:
“These chip flavors
”

do u ever feel that literally everything is burning down